The mid 90s trip hop rapper is going to be somewhat annoyed
The mid 90s trip hop rapper is going to be somewhat annoyed
Ooh, fancy new har for your Nescafe? Or is it a shiny new spoon for stirring Nescafe?
Is it meant for the guy who tried to blow up Doncaster airport?
...hold on. Is semtex not a coffee cleaner?
I went straight to the game yesterday from my son’s football training.
Half way there I realised id forgot to pack his trainers so he only had the boots he was wearing. I had got fairly comfortable with the idea he could wear his boots to the game when the wife rang as she noticed the trainers he was going to wear by the front door.
It seemed the idea of him wearing the boots to the match wasn’t the best and I took a detour via Asda and got him some cheap ‘crocs’ that he was happy enough with.
Read that wrong, thought you were going to football training after the match. Thought boots might be some Doc Martins, not great for football, then you bought Crocs, for football training. Lunatic!